Reverse the Alphabet

Dear A,
I am tired of living life at the end of the line.
From here on out, I think the alphabet should start with me.
Love,
Z

Dear Z,
I recognize your position at the end of the line requires a lot of patience.
However, children need to learn their A, B, Cs. Not their Z, B, Cs.
Love,
A

Dear A,
Thank you for your response. You are right. Z, B, C does not flow very well. We believe Z, Y, X is much better.
Your friends,
Z, Y, X

Dear Z, Y, X,
What an excellent strategy of working together! We here at the top of the line are forming a partnership as well. From here on out A, B, C, D, E, F, and G agree that the order should remain as is.
Your friends,
A, B, C, D, E, F, G

Dear A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
It appears you’ve been busy building a team. We applaud your efforts. We’ll see your seven and raise you five letters.
Your friends,
Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N

Dear Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N
Well done. You’ve assembled 13 letters. We’ve got the other half of the alphabet lined up with us. It’s a tie. And we’re sorry, but no one is going to relearn the alphabet for a tie. Do you know how many songs are based on the “A,B,Cs”? A lot. That’s how many. A lot.
Your friends,
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M

Dear A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M
Valid point. History does work against us. But if we let history always determine the future, well, there would never be any progress now would there? At some point some things have to change. And the time for change is now.
Sincerely,
The Reverse the Alphabet Coalition

Dear Reverse the Alphabet Coalition
We see you have formed a coalition. We have filed for a patent. An alphabet patent that formalizes what you should already know. The 26 letters of the alphabet belong in one order that starts with A and ends with Z.
Sincerely,
The First Half of the Alphabet

Dear First Half of the Alphabet,
The 26 letters of the alphabet can go in any order. That’s how we make words. Good luck with the patent though.
Cheers,
The Reverse the Alphabet Coalition

Dear Reverse the Alphabet Coalition,
It appears you’ve found the loophole. How about a compromise? We can teach the alphabet FORWARD and BACKWARD?
Sincerely,
The First Half of the Alphabet

Dear First Half of the Alphabet,
We’ve got two letters for you. One from our side. One from yours.
Can you guess them?
Sincerely,
The Reverse the Alphabet Coalition

Dear Reverse the Alphabet Coalition,
Is one of the letters F?
Sincerely,
The First Half of the Alphabet

Dear First Half of the Alphabet,
No.
Sincerely,
The Reverse the Alphabet Coalition

Dear Reverse the Alphabet Coalition,
Phew! We were worried.
Sincerely,
The First Half of the Alphabet

Dear First Half of the Alphabet,
The letters are O-K.
Forwards AND backwards.
We are OK with that ☺
Cheers,
The Reverse the Alphabet Coalition

Dear Readers,
From here on out — we letters encourage everyone to learn the alphabet both forward and backward. We also recommend reading and writing many of the letter combinations in between.
Love,
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A

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